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Moonlight and Junk

if ur reeding this then lyk zomg thx so much and i luv you 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! plz reed + comment thx!!!!!
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kit (me!!!!): this is a fic just 4 all u fangirls lyk me out ther!! if u have alwayz luvd tsubaku no gara hears ur chance of course hes still mine u cant rally have him :*

gaara: is that mi kit over there who r u talking 2

kit: -blushes- o no 1 –looks back- so anyway, herez ur charrie, by!!! –runs off w/Gaara-

Name: Yuki Sakura Kyuki Kagome (yeah i kno i luv inuyasha dont u?) Crimson Sand Icicle Ketsuekikonishi
Age: 14 just like gara
History: u were born in the village of darkness in the land of the moon but ur older brother who is secretly the real last uchiha was jelus b/c u were born w/a bloodline trait that made you a hundred times more powerful then him and aloud u to control the stars and the snow and turn into a dragon at will. u also have 12 more (Kit: so that u have 13 all together get it?) that include letting u fly w/o wings and bringing people back 2 life and other really awesome stuff u’ll c in the story k? he stole u away form home 1 nite, erased ur memorys and abandoned u at the gates of the sand village. u were found by a nice old lady who raised u but she died thx 2 u loosing control of ur power and u were given to a mean perverted old man. U met Gaara when he killed the man when u were 6 and u were in luv ever since but neither of u would admit it.
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chapter 1 rain on a moonlite nite under the cherry blossoms w/mi 1 tru luv

u can here the rain pounding on the roof of ur home in suna. Running your pale fingers thru ur ground-length, golden-black hair, u qwikly bound gracefully down the stairs 2 the outside door. You live alone since Gaara killed the creepy old guy who u lived with.

Suddenly u blush, thinking of Gara and trip down the last stair. U moan w/the pain b/c u no u broke ur ankle. but suddenly the door bursts open and u c Sasuke Uchiha standing there!

“i herd u broke ur ankle,’ he gasped. U could tell he had run really hard 2 find me. ‘Hear, let me fix it for you.” He bends over u, resting his hands on ur ankle.

Uh, thats not the broken 1,” u blush, then he blushes and puts them on mi other ankle and his hands glow dark blu and suddenly u feel better again. But Sasuke doesn’t move he just keeps neeling there staring into ur swirling black and silver and violet and crimson eyes that have flecks of crystal emerald in them.

“Um, its better now,” u say. “O” he replies, blushing more, and stands up, but not before pressing his lips to your beautiful red ones. (kit: dont worry i didn’t 4get ur related this is u w/gara remember!!!!)

“Sorry, but I… I lyk some1 else,” u blush, pushing him away and staring at the ground. “O” he says again and stares at the floor 2. “well by then see u around i guess’ he mutters then rushes out the door.

U stand around for a sec then go out 2 b/c u really wanted to feel the rain b/c it always makes u feel better and ur feeling a ittle depressed about how u had 2 make sasuke leave cause he rally is hawt. So u walk out of ur house wile staring at the sand on the ground and suddenly u crash into someone.

Hey watch it,” he growls but then he looks up and u look up and ur eyes meet and he says gently, “O its u, because its… (kit: guess who!!!!) Gaara!

“Yah its me,” u say blushing and staring at the ground again. But then u feel his hand on ur face and u jump and look into his eyes again. ‘u smell like roses and evry prety flower in the world” he breathes and u feel like fainiting.

“I have 2 confess sumthing 2 u,” he whispered and I could c in his eyes that this is really hard 4 him. Ur hart starts beating faster and faster and faster until u think its going to explode but gaara just says ‘but not here’.

He pulls u along and u think ur going 2 die + u realize u really do luv him so much and suddenly ur glad u told Sasuke no b/c gara is so much hotter and more sensitive and everthing. U suddenly look away from the back of his scarlet spiky hair 2 c were hes leading u and ur heart beets even faster.

‘um, Gaara?” I say but he ignores u and just walks faster except that he turns to look and gives u a smile that makes ur soul flutter.

“Hey Yuki!!!!!!” u suddenly here. U stop ded and Gara turns to se what’s wrong. Blushing u turn around to c ur frend Liz Tori Inuka Aisu Neko-chan(kti: hahaha i bet u didnt bleve me!!!!!) standing in the rain with the moon shining down on her w/her boyfriend Kiba leaning his head on the top of hers.

“O hi Liz-chan!!!!” you say smiling happily but still embarassed to be caught w/gara lyk this. “Hows things with well u no…’ u grin and nod 2 Kiba and he grins back at u.

“just great!” she says cheerfully tilting her hed back and giving him a kiss. ‘and how about u and mr sandman…” u cringe and blush and try to cumunicate with her whats going on but u suddenly remember that 1 of ur 13 powers is telepathic speeking so u say to Liz ‘nothing yet but its gr8 he says he has sumthing to confess and hes taking me 2 the cherry blossoms but he still doesnt no that I lyk him so don’t say anything ok byez!!!!!’ Then u say by allowed and gara keeps walking again and u feel the rain so amazingly on ur face. U see Lin Yukiko Haru Kitten Kyo-chan down an alley and u can tell that shes really happy w/her boifren and u also c all ur other frends that r so happy and suddenly u feel really depressed b/c every1’s rally happy in luv tonite and the person u lyk doesnt even kno it. but u cheer up when u think that mayb that will change now!!!!

Finally u and gaara reach the cherry blossom trees that magically grw out of the sand. Gaara pulls u down under the most butiful 1 but u smile mischeviusly and shake ur head and stand up and climb the tree. Gara grins at u and clims up after u and then lens in close and says, blushing, ‘heres my confession… I… I’ve always luved u, Uyki.”

Mi hart is beeting so fast that u cant respond u jsyt sand there staring into his beutil eyes and he starts 2 look worried and he asks ‘oh no do u lyk me 2 I bet u don’t I never should have sed anything…” but u touch ur finger to his lip and say furvently “no i luv u i alwayz have + always will plz kis me” and so he does and u kiss him back and u kiss in the chery blossum tree for 5 minutes b4 u feel a weerd tingling in ur lips. Sdudenly u break away from gaara and he looks worried agen and asks whats wrong but ur transforming and u suddenly remember that the 2 tailed cat demon inside of u awaks and takes over when ur kissed.

U scream and gara looks scared as u turn into a giant elemental cat w/2 tails and turn ur hungry ebony w/orange and green swirlz eyes on ur 1 tru luv.

END CHAPTER 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kit: Next time find out what happened 2 u and gara it’s really sad but don’t wurry all u gara fangirls it will turn out alright remember Yukii’s powers!!!!!!! And dont 4get that gaara’s really mine!!!!
Gaara: i culd never luv any1 else –kisses-
Kit: blushes ok well c u next chapter tell me what u think!!!!! O and more of all u awsum frends will be in chapter to!!!!
:faint: You have NO idea how hard this was to write. It took me, like, an hour and a half. Or two hours. Or something really long and obnoxious and I have a headache now.

OMG I AM NEVER DOING THAT TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER AGAIN!!! EVEN NOW I'M HAVING TROUBLE TYPING STRAIGHT!!! And Gaara's name... :cries: That was the hardest part.

Oh yeah, this is for ~Ice--Crystal's contest: [link]
You all should do it, really.

LYK ZOMG U BETTER LYK THIS OR ELSE!!!!

Liz what's-her-face Neko-chan:
:iconelement-girls:

Lin yeah-her-with-the-name-chan:
:iconkhazia-lover17:

I wanted to put the rest of you guys in but that's next chapter. :D

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW that she didn't transform when Sasuke kissed her because he's related to her!!!!!! MWAHAHA!!!!

-dies-

Uh... the original Gaara and Kiba and Sasuke without healing powers (C) Masashi Kishimoto but I don't even think that these can be considered the same people anymore. Except Kiba, of course. XD

NEVER AGAIN.

ALL TYPOS AND MISSPELLINGS AND LACK OF PUNCTUATION LEFT IN ON PURPOSE. Well... I THINK it's English, but who can tell anymore?

EDIT//Hahahaha!!! ~Ice--Crystal drew a cover for this!!! :rofl:
[link]
It's SOOO amazing!! :rofl:
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KittyLo's avatar
LOL J'adore. [link]

I wanted to finish it because it was so funny but it hurt. [link]